If he was still alive, George would have bigger problems from me than just getting painted for captions.
but yes that would be very convenient yes
I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT
Some more of those Captioned Adventures of George Washington things.
soccer parents AU
Slytherin!Harry AU (x)
#no but slytherin harry would have been the ultimate choice from an authorial perspective#like the chosen one coming out of a house disgraced by racism and the dark arts#a living testament to the fact that slytherin house is the fast track to greatness and that good or evil is a CHOICE#also harry already had a brush with slytherin during his sorting and can speak parseltounge and all that awesome stuff#because lets be real harry is brave as hell but hes also cunning, determined to survive#a little duplicitious#and thrives on praise#slytherin harry could be besties with ron AND close to Draco#he could break down interhouse prejudice and be the bright light in a noble house that has fallen into darkness#he could put an end to the honestly awful Griffyndor/Slytherin bullying the GOES BOTH WAYS because screw this idea that you have to choose a side, that you have to compete with people who are different than you#and he could struggle with his inner demons the whole time#because characters that could easily go bad who get up every day choosing to be good will always be more important to me than inhernetly good ones
The Wacky Captioned Adventures of George Washington
sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets i’m vulnerable to monsters
natasha romanoff is the kind of person who could kill you with her bare hands if she had to but she is also probably the kind of person who would purposely take the squeaky chair and wobble on it and drive everyone crazy